Some of the Best Funny Life Quotes

With all that is going on in the world today, everyone needs to have a good laugh once in awhile. What better way to have a laugh than to read some funny life quotes. Here are some funny life quotes for you.

"Do not take life so seriously. After all, none of us get out alive."

"If life is a joke, I sure do not get it."

"The best parts of life are those that make you fat, those that are illegal, and those that are immortal."

"Life is like a long television show, except you can not change the channel."

"Life's best things are free; everything else is too expensive."

"The wealthier you are, the more pricier happiness becomes."

"I have never made a mistake in life; I once thought I did, but I was wrong."

"I know the secret to life--just hang out and get used to it."

"Everyone's life has a purpose; mine is to spend it watching TV."

"If you think no one cares if you're alive, stop paying your bills."

"Life should always be taken with a grain of salt--with lemon and tequila."

"Two things happen when you age--the first, you lose your memory. The second, well, I don't remember."

"It's hard to deal with life's disappointments if you do not have any curse words."

"Never do anything in life you cannot explain to a paramedic."

"One thing you should know about life is that when someone tells you to meet them halfway, they probably are not good at telling distance."

"Isn't frustrating to argue with someone who knows what they are saying?"

"Remember, you are one of a kind, just like everyone else in the world."

"Behind every great man stands a woman who is rolling her eyes."

"A woman's mind is more clear than a man; after all, she does change it rather often."

"I will live forever. So far, I am doing a very good job."

"Life is rather heard. It does kill you, after all."

"My philosophy on life is simple--I will only dread one day at a time."

"Age does not matter--unless you are cheese."

"My life is like a book before it has been edited."

"I would live my life again if I could, except I would make mistakes much sooner."

"Please do not remind me of my age. My bladder already does on an everyday basis."

"They say you do not make good choices? Well, the next time you have a though, just let it go."

"There is more to life than money--I just haven't figured out what it is yet."

"I don't believe there is life after death, but just in case, I am bringing underwear with me."

"When life throws you a curveball, be sure it doesn't hit you."

Whenever you are feeling down, you need to do what it takes to cheep up. The above funny life quotes are sure to put a smile on your face. They can even be used when you want to make someone else smile.

Thank you and May God bless you!

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